Sweet’N Low life…

 

sweet-n-low-lifeWriter Wayne Wilson remembers his friend:

The early ’80s found me living in San Luis Obispo on California’s Central Coast, where the neo-hippie community had elevated holistic dietary principles nearly to the status of a religion. One summer afternoon the peripatetic Frizz, passing through town on one of his many mysterious journeys, stopped to visit me, and we drove to a whole foods café.  

A young woman, glowing with health, brought us coffee, and Frizz asked her for some artificial sweetener.

“I’m sorry,” she said with a faintly pitying smile, “we don’t serve anything that causes cancer.”

Frizz fixed her with a stony gaze. “That’s all right,” he said, “I’ve already got it.”